On March 29, Simone Biles uploaded a story with the playful caption, “my hot date this morning.” No points for guessing that the hot date was her husband, Jonathan Owens. It seemed like a chill morning, with the Chicago Bears safety keeping it lowkey with a black hoodie and some accessories. Cut to March 30, there was another outing, but there wasn’t anything lowkey about it.

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Biles shared snippets of her eventful night on her Instagram stories. First, she posted a photo from what she described as “girl dinner”—at the chic Bird Streets Club in West Hollywood. The image was deceptively simple: a drink that looked delicious, a lone French fry, and the telling caption, “& then I blacked out… 0/10 do not recommend.” Intense, right?

But the night was far from over. The Olympian’s next post featured a picture from the “7969 ST BROWN GALA,” a stylish cocktail event. Biles wasn’t alone—her “girl” Torries Brown was there with her. But guess who else also turned up? Jonathan Owens. But wasn’t it ‘girl dinner’? Change of plans? Maybe the cocktail event wasn’t ‘girl only’? We don’t know. But this time, Owens made sure to dress up, looking dapper in a grey suit next to Biles, who looked dreamy herself in a gorgeous pink dress.

However, the real surprise came later, back at her hotel. In the final snapshot of her story, Biles revealed a mysterious X mark on her left palm. The caption read: “woke up & still don’t understand how the magician made this x on my hand when it was BEHIND MY BACK THE WHOLE TIME.” Wait, what?

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Was it a sleight-of-hand trick? A moment of blackout confusion? Or did Simone Biles unknowingly stumble into a scene straight out of a magic show? Whatever it was, the mark on her hand seemed like a parting gift from the night’s inexplicable sorcery. But one thing’s for sure: Simone Biles’s night out was anything but ordinary. From cocktails and camaraderie to a dash of Houdini-level magic, it’s safe to say this was one “hot date” she—and her followers—won’t be forgetting anytime soon. However, Date nights are not so rare in Simone’s life. Remember her post from January 10 this year?

When Simone Biles casually captioned her January 10 Instagram story with the simple phrase: “Date night.” That was all it took to send her fans into a frenzy. After all, when the gymnastics GOAT and her NFL-star husband, Jonathan Owens, step out, it’s bound to be a power-couple moment. But this wasn’t just any date—it was a courtside spectacle at the iconic Madison Square Garden, where the couple soaked in the electric atmosphere of the NBA showdown between the New York Knicks and the Oklahoma City Thunder.

In true Biles fashion, the night wasn’t just about basketball—it was about serving looks and making memories. She shared a snap of her chic game-night fit, a perfect blend of casual elegance and effortless cool. Owens, ever the stylish counterpart, complemented her vibe, proving once again why they’re the ultimate fashion-forward duo. As the game heated up, so did the playful moments between the two. But the real highlight came when the Jumbotron cameras caught the couple, drawing cheers from the crowd. The moment was pure magic—a mix of star power and genuine affection that made them the MVPs of date night. Talking about MVP, the 11-time Olympic medalist had a different experience on one of her date nights.

Simone Biles’s “good vibes” date night takes a hilarious twist

When Simone Biles posted a breezy Instagram story in January with the caption: “Good vibes always.” It seemed like just another sweet date night with her husband, Jonathan Owens. But little did anyone know that the night would come with an unexpected—and downright hilarious—twist.

The couple wasn’t flying solo this time. They were joined by Miles Chamley-Watson, the British-American fencer and Olympic medalist, adding an extra dash of star power to the evening. The trio radiated positive energy, turning their date night into a celebrity-packed hangout. But just when they thought the night couldn’t get any better, in came the curveball. While enjoying their evening, Biles was approached by a group of guys—but not for the reason you might think. Instead of recognizing her as the most decorated gymnast in history, they were convinced she was… Melinda Berry, the model and reality TV star from Netflix’s “Too Hot to Handle.” Cue the confusion. Biles later took to her Instagram story, still cracking up over the case of mistaken identity. She wrote: “These guys just asked if I was from Too Hot to Handle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao GOODBYE.” Her reaction? Pure comedic gold, packed with crying-laughing emojis, perfectly capturing the ridiculousness of the mix-up.

Imagine mistaking the GOAT of gymnastics for a reality TV contestant! Though, to be fair, both Biles and Berry share a stunning, camera-ready presence—so the confusion wasn’t completely out of left field. Still, the night was a total win. With champions on all sides, good vibes, and a dash of comedy, Biles and her crew turned an ordinary date night into a legendary story—one that left fans laughing just as hard as she did.